- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

knock knock Goodbye

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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