- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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