- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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