What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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