- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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