A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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