What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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