- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

I enjoy Popcorn

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Yo mama so fat.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Poop.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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