- Anti Joke

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Nickelback.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.