A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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it was all Tagart

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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