Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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