- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

women's rights.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

drew edminstin is a rat

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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