- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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