- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

okay so theres this guy.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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