Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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