A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

5 people are walking

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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