- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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