what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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