Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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