Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A child walks into a classroom.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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