- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Jebron Lames.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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