How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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