- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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