Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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knock knock come in

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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