A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Wolfjob.

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you give like i give lomain

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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nothing

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Asian women drivers...

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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