- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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