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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

why did your mum die young because she had canser

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Sixty... eight

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

speak now or forever hold your pee

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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