a chinese man pays the full price

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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