- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Jersey Shore.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

shut up elliot

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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