- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Sarah Palin

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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