What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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hi michael

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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