- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

WNBA

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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