- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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