- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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