Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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dallen loves penis

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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