- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

why did the zebra cross the road?

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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