A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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when debbie meets downer

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Anti Joke

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