- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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