- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Women's Rights

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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