- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Dance is a sport

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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