- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

the lemon was sweet.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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