How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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