Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Women deserve equal rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

The Oakland Raiders

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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