Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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