What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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