What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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