- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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