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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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