"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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your face is kinda funny

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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