- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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