- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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