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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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