- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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