- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Urban ghettos

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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