What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Sixty... eight

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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69

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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