Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

i committed murder

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

no rasist joks

Ham sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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