How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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