Robin, get in the car!

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

My jeans

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Ol-ive

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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