- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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