What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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