A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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The Princess is in another castle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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nothing

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Daniel is a fag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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