- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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