What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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