- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

rent a cops

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

i keep getting thumbs down...

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

anal seepage

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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