- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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