- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A jew enters a mall.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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