- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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