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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

hers a joke... japanese people

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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