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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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