A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What happened to my sunglasses?

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

Charlie Sheen

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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