- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

knock knock Goodbye

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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