- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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