- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What does water smell like? water.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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