- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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