a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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