What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Your Mom The End.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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