What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What is my name? I dont know

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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