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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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