Jokes Ki Duniya

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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