Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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hey guys im gay

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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