How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Women's Rights Movement

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

where is the world?

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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