Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...