- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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