Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops