How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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people magazine

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Sarah Palin.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Anti Joke

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