What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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