What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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I enjoy Popcorn

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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