- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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