what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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learn. advance!

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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black people swimming

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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I had a submarine.... once

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Anti Joke

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