When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Justin Bieber

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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