The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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