- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

homosexual rights to marriage

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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